WHY DO WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT FOR THE PAST 15 YEARS IN A SMALL TOWN IN ALASKA THE MAYOR HAS BEEN A CAT
”He doesn’t raise our taxes - we have no sales tax. He doesn’t interfere with business,” said Lauri Stec “He’s honest.”
and he oNLY drinks water from a wine glass
A town decided that a cat would be a better mayor than people
“He’s good, probably the best we’ve had,”
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
omg the way that last baby hops!
The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”
i’m laughing so hard
I’M SO DONE
I FEEL SO SORRY FOR MAMA OKAY
oh god who bought this back i couldn’t stop laughing the first time
I want this at my wedding.
This sounds threatening.
- Two families enter.
- One family leaves.
The Wedding Games
May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.
OH MY GOD
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
Wow, this is amazing. I got shivers.
At any given moment, you do not exist. Your body exists, temporary though it may be. Still, you are not your body. You are merely an electrochemical process of your body. The continuity of your separate self is manufactured every few milliseconds by a hunk of warm grey meat between your ears. In the time it takes you to read this sentence, your brain has created you a thousand times, and it has left behind a thousand ghosts of you.
“When me and Heather were shooting one of our scene, we were too attached to our characters that we almost kissed. It’s really funny ‘cause we stared at each other then our director was like, “Cut! Cut! Naya and Heather, what’s happening there?” and we were like, “Oh god” we just laughed ‘cause everybody were like staring at us.” — Naya Rivera